Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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