So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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