Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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