I'm jealous of your bromance
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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