Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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