We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
we made out on top of his cat.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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