All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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