my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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