But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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