i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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