D3 body, D1 cock
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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