is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
These tits shall not be calmed
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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