the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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