i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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