It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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