She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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