do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she looked like the before picture.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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