I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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