I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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