What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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