**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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