she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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