you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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