I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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