Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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