I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
im having a threesome with these popsicles
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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