problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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