I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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