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woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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