69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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