Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
