Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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