Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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