with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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