it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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