How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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