On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
should my penis look like a turkey
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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