you have to choose: penises or morals?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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