omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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