im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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