If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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