shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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