If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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