you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Randomize
