He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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