I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
