i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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