And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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