that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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