Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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