Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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