I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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