your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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