Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Randomize
