i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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