I wish i was in the wii world.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We don't watch enough power rangers
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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